There was this one guy I dated who always felt the need to point out every woman he wanted to fuck, tried to fuck, or had fucked. I couldn’t hang out with him and his friends because I knew in detail how many of his friend’s girlfriends or wives he would like to fuck. Hell even my friends. He went down a list saying who he’d fuck and who’d he just let give him a blow job. Trust me I wasn’t asking.

I remember one night we went to Fort Wayne for dinner and as we were leaving the hostess said goodbye and smiled. So this guy turns to me and says “She has a nice smile. Her mouth would look really good around my cock.” What an asshole! Then there was another time. We were at Decatur Gardens one morning. And this guy pointed out one of the waitresses and says “I know her. I didn’t fuck her but she sucked my dick one night.” This chick then comes over to take our order. So there I am wondering when the Hell my boyfriends cock was in this chick’s mouth as I’m trying to order, “Um ya, I’d like a pecan waffle, bacon….”

I couldn’t even watch TV with this guy because he’d point out all those chicks he’d like to fuck too. I’m sure you’re asking, “Well why didn’t you just say something?” I DID! I told him how disrespectful it was, rude, and just plain made him an ass. His response? “YOU’RE JEALOUS! You’re just jealous cuz I’m so hot!” Well he must have had a funhouse mirror in his damn bathroom because dude was so not hot. Wasn’t ugly, but definitely not what makes panties wet.

Needless to say that relationship didn’t last very long. I can’t stand a needy man and jealousy just isn’t my thing. Well, not any more. I guess getting locked up DOES detour crime. HAHAHAHA