Okay now I ask you, what do you do when someone is talking to you and they have a booger hanging out of their nose? Now me personally, if it’s someone like a clerk or someone I don’t know well, I just stand there in fear. Like a deer in headlights. “do I say something do I not say something”. Then I start thinking about what if I don’t say something and they walk around all day like that! Or how bout this, a co-worker! Nothing worse than sitting there and having someone stand over you with a big ol’ booger hanging from their nose. Again I’m just sitting there petrified, “do I say something? what if I embarrass them. certainly someone else will tell them”. Now if it’s a friend, I’l tell them to wipe their damn nose. Hell my kids, I’ll wipe it myself. But this brings back memories of my high school boyfriend.

I was young, stupid, and believe it or not didn’t open my mouth as much. Okay that’s a lie. But there was one night we were having sex and he was pumping away on top. I look up and hanging from his nose is this huge, slimy booger. Not like a little crusty at the corner, or something peeking from way up in there. But this big green mucus plug about to drop from his nose onto my face. I couldn’t say a word! I didn’t want to embarress him and we WERE having sex! Now remember I was about 16 at the time, so I wasn’t quite as wordy as now.

He was taller than me so I couldn’t always look him in the face, which at that moment was a blessing. He was pumping away having a great old time. Meanwhile I’m looking to the side horrified and hoping to God it was over soon. But when he looked back down at me, the booger was GONE!!!!! I have no idea if he sucked it back up, realized it was hanging out and wiped it, or god forbid it fell in my hair! I’m sick just thinking about it. So I’m tired of keeping my mouth shut when someone is talking to me with a big ass booger in their nose. If you are one of these people and I tell you to wipe your nose, please don’t take it as an insult. I just can’t handle the stress of wondering if that shits gonna fall on me.