Back during senior year of high school we had a senior picnic at Pine Lake. I didn’t have a swimsuit so my friend Steve and I went shopping for one. Took us awhile to find one that I thought would work. We found this really cute white one piece. It had a halter top with a design where it plunged down so it would accentuate what little chest I had.

We were at the picnic swimming and having fun. I had been in the water and decided to get out. I’m stepping up out of the water, flipping my hair, rocking my bod, strutting like Bo Derek in 10. Thinking I look hot as Hell as I sashayed and waved at people. I was going to make those senior guys eat their hearts out for not paying me any attention all through school. All of a sudden Steve, who was up on the beach sitting on our towels, starts laughing hysterically. It seems you could see right through my wet swimsuit. And I do mean right through it. My hair was dark as Hell and back in the day I was sporting quite a bush. Hey it was the early 90’s before a thing called Brazilian waxing.

There I am knee deep in water, in front of the entire senior class showing my bush, oh and let’s not forget my big ass brown nipples because those suckers were showing right through too. I’ve had more than one man tell me my areolas are the size of pepperonis. So when I say bush and nipples showing I’m not kidding. I had to run through the water the rest of the way. Felt like slow motion as I tried to have one arm across my chest and the other covering my crotch. Splashing through this damn water all the way up the beach to my clothes. All while the entire fucking class was laughing and laughing.

Now you would think that after that humiliation I would have stayed away from my classmates after we graduated. Ya, well, that’s not my style. After we graduated there was a party at a classmate’s house in the country. They had a pond and of course we were drinking so we weren’t thinking normal. One of my friends, her boyfriend and I decided to go skinny dipping in this pond. So yes, once again, the class saw my goodies. Only this time there wasn’t a think piece of see through white covering me. Of course in my defense that was over 20 years, 2 kids and 50 pounds ago so my goodies weren’t half bad. HAHAHA